Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Jeremy Lin Nickname Bracketology: Championship Matchup

NEW ORLEANS (AP) - What's that you say, you've heard whispers of real Bracketology lately? Smacketology? Nonsense. Just because you saw Joe Lunardi on SportsCenter yesterday discussing the "Last Four [L]In" doesn't give you any right to ignore the hottest show in the French Quarter -- I speak, of course, of the Diss'es Jeremy Lin Nickname Bracket. You don't even need to be a hoity-toity ESPN [L]Insider (or a Wire fan) to appreciate our bracketology. Here at The Diss, we don't hide our content behind a pay wall... although if you're interested in paying for our content, by all means please leave a missive and your credit card and/or bank account number in the comments. We promise not to sell your information to third parties!
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Okay, okay - on to the championship matchup. Both finalist Lin monikers are here for a reason our "millennial" staff somehow failed to predict: good old 1990's nostalgia. Third seeded Super Lintendo out of the Asian Stereotypes Region blew out staff favorite Lindustrial Revolution, proving for once and all that video games are more popular than the black lung

The synergy among the Diss'es bracket voters is frightening

On the left Linderella side of the bracket,  Jeremy finally met its match, and simply couldn't stop "The Big Four." Leo, Raph, Mikey, and Donny came out on top and sent 6-seed Linja Turtle through to the 'ship. The early money line has Super Lintendo at -250, but reportedly Cousin Sal and Bill Barnwell are recommending putting Linja Turtle in a three-team tease with Mitt Romney to win Super Tuesday and Jamal Crawford to be traded to the Timberwolves.  

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One final note. Jeremy Lin was born in 1988. I was born in 1988. I'm pretty sure this makes me the foremost expert on 1990's pop-culture reference Jeremy Lin nicknames, and I'm picking Linja Turtle for the upset win. This may or may not have anything to do with the fact I spent hours playing with Donatello's battle bike alone in my room because my parents wouldn't buy me a Super Nintendo. That rumor is unconfirmed by my sources at this time.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Games Of The Week: March 5-11, 2012.


Trade deadline approaches!  Dwight Howard for Andris Biedrins anyone?  Anyone?

Games of the week.  Seven of 'em.  Let's get to it.

Monday: Indiana Pacers at Chicago Bulls (5:00 PM PST)


Just how good are these Pacers?  Larry Bird has built a wonderful team with a very high ceiling.  They play top ten defense (91.9 points allowed), and still beat their opponents by six points per game.  Roy Hibbert looks very much like an All Star big man, and David West, Danny Granger, Paul George and Darren Collison are all solid -- and occasionally spectacular -- players.  At 23-12, they're third in the East, and figure to stay there as long as the Sixers continue to struggle.  The playoffs out East seem very two-horse-racey between the Heat and the Bulls, but the Pacers should take one or two games against either of those teams in the second round.  And after the playoffs?  They'll have the cap space to sign one more impact player, and seemingly have their sights set on hometown hero Eric Gordon.  Let's see where this team goes.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Sunday Discussion: An Interview with Adam Smith, Sacramento Resident and Expert on One-Sport Towns.




Editor's Note: In this edition of the Sunday Discussion, we probe the mind of famous non-economist Adam Smith.  Though Adam, as a native Wisconsinite, is more of a fan of professional football than basketball, his academic research and professional work in urban planning and development enable him to discuss the arena deal that will keep the struggling Kings in California's capitol city.  Adam is a project coordinator at an environmental and planning consulting firm, and lives with his fiance in Sacramento.  We hope you enjoy his perspectives on one-sport cities, the importance of quality ownership, and the lessons the city of Sacramento, and the Kings could learn from a city like Green Bay and their Packers.  Let's get to it.

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Adam, my friend, I've known you mostly as a Green Bay Packers fan.  Do you have any love for the NBA in your heart?  The Milwaukee Bucks, maybe?

You know, I haven't had too much experience with the NBA.  I don't know, I'd watch Bucks games every so often while growing up.  I don't know if it was just that the team was never really doing anything that spectacular, but I was growing up in the golden era of Brett Favre, and the Super Bowl championships in 1996 and 1997.


So football was dominating.

Yeah.  And it's still that way.  So yeah, I haven't been too much of an NBA fan, despite a few efforts to get into it.

Sure.  I mean, you've had some decent Bucks teams.  In 2001, I think, that Bucks team got a game away from the NBA finals.  But was it just that the Packers were good, or that Wisconsin is more of a football state, with both the Packers and the Badgers?

You know, I think it is more that Wisconsin is a football state.  Certainly in Milwaukee there are die-hard Bucks fans but in terms of the state more generally...it may be the tradition the Packers have there, or demographics, or the average quality of the Bucks teams over the year.


Right.

I remember there being a lot of excitement around the "Big Three" of Glenn "Big Dog" Robinson, Ray Allen and Sam Cassell.  I know they made the playoffs a few times.  I don't remember being particularly enthralled.

So would you say professional basketball is firmly in third place behind the Pack and the Brewers?

I that's fair to say.  The Brewers have a surprising following.  And I have never really been a huge baseball fan.  They're pretty popular.


Well, they're good now.  And I feel they were always more popular than the Bucks, even when they were a bad team.

I would say they were relevant in the early and mid eighties with Robin Yount and stuff.  And then, well, not for the lion share of my lifetime.


Well now you live in Sacramento, an interesting sports town which was in danger of losing the Kings until very recently.  Did you sense a tangible feeling of anxiety in the city about losing the team?  Where did that stand until pretty recently?

You know, it's interesting, because there's definitely a sizable proportion of people in the city who are Kings fans, and who wanted them very badly to stay, and were very vocal about trying to get them to stay.  But there's as big a group of people, or maybe bigger that are tired of the Maloofs and their antics.  And it's almost a separate issue.  Regardless of their feelings on the Kings, or their feelings on professional sports, they didn't want the city to give the Maloofs one red cent to keep them there.  So, it's interesting, because I think if the ownership issues were absent, there would probably be much more consensus and much greater acceptance of the team, and much more support for any sort of public contribution to a new arena.  So it's kind of a complicated situation.


Absolutely.  So, you talked about a lot of different things there.  You talked about the civic importance of the arena, or lack thereof, and the Maloof ownership and their own financial troubles, and their status as wealthy benefactors to the city, but also individuals who have benefitted from the city, so let's parse that down a little bit.

Okay.

Let's talk about the arena.  So you studied urban planning in graduate school (at the University of Wisconsin in Madison).  Do you work in urban planning now?

I do.  It's...related.  Yeah.  Related.

Nice!  You got the job related to grad school.

[Laughs] Yeah.


If we could all be so lucky.  So in any case, you studied urban planning, and work in it.  So in your view, does the arena that's going to be built in downtown Sacramento seem like a good fit for the city?

You know, I think in terms of separating it from everything else I think it would be good to have an arena.  So, where they're looking to put the thing is this area called "the Railyards," and its basically this huge area of redevelopment that for years used to be owned and used by the Union Pacific railway.  And it's a massive area; it's really sort of unprecedented in a major American city's downtown to have such a large area be vacant and developable, and so close to the central business district.  So it holds unique opportunity from an urban development standpoint.  And to the extent that an arena could act as a sort of anchor for redeveloping that area, I think it could be beneficial, and certainly from an urban planning theory and standpoint, it's far preferable to have an arena in a denser downtown area, than an arena like Arco, which is a ways away from the downtown area.

Arco is located, what, 25 miles away?

Not that far, but it's an appreciable distance from downtown Sacramento.  Now, you'll have some people who say that, well, an arena, and in particular, with football stadiums, because they're larger, and they only host like ten events per year, you'll have people say that that's not a great use of urban space, because you're taking up all this room for something that's only used like ten times a year.  It's different with a basketball arena since it's not taking up as much room, and there's more days that it'll be hosting events, and it can also do stuff like concerts and other things aren't sports-related.  And, as nice as it is to have the Railyards, and the potential for a lot of development in the downtown area of Sacramento, you need not just good planning, you need a market.  And the Sacramento region is one of the hardest hit metropolitan areas from the housing downturn.  It's still floundering in those terms.  I wouldn't say it's a strong development market.


Right.

If the arena can change that, that's fine, but I think the biggest point is that people should really be upset that they're going to build an arena on this land, when instead, there could be 40-story apartment buildings or condos.  I don't see that type of development getting financing, or being successful in Sacramento right now.  So any sort of development they can get is a good thing.

Well the biggest "plus" in terms of the arena, and this is related to financing, is that no public funds are being used.  The Maloofs are putting up a huge up-front share ($70 million) and the city is leasing out parking garages to existing businesses and corporations in the area, which over time will raise $250 million of revenue to pay off the rest of the arena.  That has to be a good thing, right?  This sounds like something that will provide development opportunities for that downtown area at no cost to the taxpayers.

Yeah...I'd say that's mostly true.  I think what that overlooks is that the revenue that city will gain, and could gain, by leasing out operations of the parking structures is in fact at least potentially public revenue, even if it's not public revenue right now.  So in the sense that its not coming out of the existing general fund for the city, that's true, they're not using the city's money.  But the city is making arrangements to increase their revenue, and they're choosing to spend it on an arena, and I think...well, let's put it this way: there are other needs.  There are many other needs in Sacramento when it comes to funding public programs.


Well, that's a great segway to our next question: what does this arena say about the priorities of the city of Sacramento?  I mean, Mayor KJ (Kevin Johnson), former NBA player, worked tirelessly to get this arena deal done, and his efforts paid off.  But could he have spent his energy on different things besides keeping a money-losing operation like the Kings in town, or bailing out the Maloofs, or really, showing the city's hand when it comes to generating revenue?  Especially when all that revenue is going to go to paying this new arena off?

Yeah.  That's a great question.  I don't know if there's an easy answer.  It's certainly true that there are other priorities.  The city had to layoff police officers last fall, and since then, have hired them back, but it certainly indicates that there are other needs.  That said, something like leasing out parking operations with the understanding that parking fees will go up once they're operated by a private firm is not something that normal Sacramento residents, or city council members would support if it wasn't being earmarked for something that was somewhat flashy or sexy.  I'm not sure you would have the support to do that if the cause was for, say, not closing down a school to save money.  I don't know.  Maybe you could.


Well, let's present a hypothetical.  Say this arena deal had failed, yet, more time was bought by KJ to put forth a last-ditch referendum, that would propose that taxpayers commit public dollars to fund a new arena.  Would that referendum pass?

That's a really good question.  I don't think it would.  At least, not if it was phrased that way.  I don't think it would pass if people thought about it in terms of tax money, or in terms of dollars that could go towards something else, or fewer dollars that they'd have to pay in terms of taxes.  The fact that the arena is being sold as a sort of, "well, it's not really a use of public money, it's not really a tax increase.  We're just privatizing parking operations."  Yeah, on the face, most of that's true, but again, the most important question folks would want to ask themselves, and if it was voiced in a referendum, it probably wouldn't be supported, but they want to ask: "should we use this extra $250 million to help a private entity build an arena with no guarantee that they'll be here in five or ten years, or should we do things like pay off other lease agreements?"

There is a twenty-five year lease agreement, so at a minimum, the Kings will be around until 2037.

Whether we want them or not [laughs].


So what is the narrative of this story?  Is this an emotional victory for the fans, whose outpouring of grief over the team's potential move to Anaheim became a major symbol?  Or is it a story of civic maneuvering at the city government level, where well connected people like Kevin Johnson, who already has a close relationship with David Stern, and guys like the Maloofs, who were kind of the golden sons in terms of NBA ownership, even though by all accounts, they've been financial fuckups for awhile?

[Laughs] Well, I think the overarching narrative that I see coming from this is that something is going right for the city, that something is going right for Sacramento, which regardless of my feelings on the issue, or the related issues, there's kind of this symbolic importance for the city to say, you know, "yes, lots of things have not gone right over the last four or five years, but..."

"But, goddammit, we're not going to lose our team."

Exactly.  "We're staying on the map."  At least, in terms of hosting a professional sports team.  And I think that has symbolic importance for a team that is sort of unsure of what it is, or what it wants to be, and is on uncertain economic footing.  So all things considered, it's a shot in the arm, if only kind of a symbolic one.


Well, another city that has just one professional team that has huge symbolic importance not just for the sport, but for the city and the people in the city is the Green Bay Packers.

Absolutely.

So what can a city like Sacramento, which has just one team that is losing both games and money, learn from Green Bay, whose team not only wins, and wins big, but also is valuable.  It's worth $1.01 billion, according to Forbes.  

Well, yeah.  It's tough because it's like comparing apples to small toy boats, in some ways.  It's not even another fruit.  It's a completely different thing.


[Laughs] Right.

I mean, I guess it starts with ownership, which isn't anything that you can learn.  Whereas in this case, there's a contentious relationship between owners and the city, and fans, in Green Bay's case, the ownership is the city, is the fans, in a lot of ways.  So issues of profit, and issues of who's going to pay for facility upgrades, are always going to be second in priority to the success of the team itself, and what the team is going to stand for.


Right.


So that makes a huge difference.  I'd say the other thing [that Sacramento could learn] would I guess be about the team, and the team's relationship to the city's identity.  In the Packer's case, no one on a national level, would associate Green Bay to anything besides the Packers.  But Sacramento, for a lot of people at least, is the capital of California, and for good reason.  That's its most consistently important contribution to national discourse.

Agreed.  Especially as a born-and-raised Californian.

So to the extent that the Kings can embody, in the way that they're managed, and the way that they play, the spirit of the city, and the identity of the city, I think the more fans they'll gain, and arguably, the more successful they'll be.


That's an awesome way to put it.  Well, last question: do you watch the Kings now?  Will you?  Maybe even go to a few games?

Well, I would've gone to Kings games before, but haven't gotten around to it.  I would certainly be interested to see a game at Power Balance Pavilion, so a few years down the road, we could compare it to the new place.  But there are never games on network TV.  And I didn't have cable growing up, but a local channel would have Bucks games on.  And here, unless you have cable, or listen to the radio, you aren't going to see games.  There, at least you'd get some sort of exposure to the team.

Same thing in the Bay growing up with the Warriors.  First it was on KOFY 20 (later the WB), but then went to Fox Sports Net, or whatever, in 1999 or 2000.

Right, and before all of this, I probably would've watched more, if I could.

Right.  It's more than a question of the market, it's about the way we consume games in general.  It's a much more specific, wealthy audience.

Sure.  It's an access issue, just like anything else.  I don't know if it's a league-wide thing.  And for those who never grew up in houses that were big into the NBA, they lost the opportunity for people to be flipping channels, say, "oh, there's nothing else on, I'll just watch 'Local NBA Team X'", and someday become a big fan.

Yeah.  True.  Adam, thanks.  That was fun.

Yeah, sure, anytime.


Friday, March 2, 2012

Dear Evan Turner

Editor's Note: We proudly present a guest article by Symbol Lai. This is Symbol's second contribution to The Diss.

Dear Evan Turner,

Of all the players on this surprisingly likable 76er squad, you might be the one I relate to the most. For someone who is 6’7”, 205 lbs, you do really endearing things. You tweet about how much fun it was to go to the Civil Rights Museum with the rest of your team while playing in Memphis. When asked about what it was like to have Will Smith attend one of your games, you said that you hoped he would come visit you guys in the locker room. “Who doesn’t like Will Smith? He’s one of the best actors of all time,” you said. “That would definitely be dope,” a comparison and word that I haven’t heard or used since I was, like, ten. Even when you scuffle, as you did during the OKC game with the annoyingly perfect Kevin Durant, it comes off spirited and charming. I’m sure that if there were some alternate dimension where I was friends with NBA players, we’d do super fun things every weekend like build forts eat candy, play Mario Kart, and get our moms to order pizza.

So you see? I like you! We’re friends! Amigos if you will! : )

The Week That Was: February 27 - March 4, 2012.


Isaiah Thomas, Rookie of the Month for February!  Seattle prep legend, UW star, last pick in the draft.  Thomasanity doesn't exactly have the same ring, though.  

The week that was!  It was swell, as you'll soon see.  On tap: sources closely connected to the situation tell me that trade rumors suck, as well as Shaq on TV, and frankly Clipper Darrell and the Clippers as well.  Let's get to it.

1. Trade (Rumor) Season: Officially Open. 


When the All-Star break ends, trade season begins, and it's hard to say exactly where we're at at this point.  The trade deadline isn't for another two weeks, so general managers are still gauging the market to see what type of value their players have, and which players may or may not be available.  Unsurprisingly, most of the trade talk has focused on center Dwight Howard, the big prize in free agency this year.  For most of the season (and some of last season, too), all talk has focused on his eventual destination.  According to most reports, Howard's wish list only contains three teams: the New Jersey Nets, Dallas Mavericks and Los Angeles Lakers.  While many other teams have registered interest in the most dominant center (by default) since Shaq, Howard has reportedly said that he'll only consider signing longterm with those three teams.

Apparently, the Magic organization have missed this memo, and are attempting to acquire players that will persuade Dwight to keep his talents in Orlando.  One of the players the Magic are targeting is Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis, who is averaging his typical 22 points and six assists per game for the hapless Dubs.  Howard has a bizarre list of players that he enjoys playing with (Hedo Turkoglu?  Stephen Jackson?) and Monta is near the top of the list.  This seems interesting, because the Warriors are reportedly one of the only teams that would be willing to acquire Dwight Howard without a guarantee that he'd sign longterm in Oakland.  The only way they'll get him is if they sacrifice either Monta or Steph Curry, as well as forward David Lee, and likely either/or forward Ekpe Udoh or promising rookie Klay Thompson.  It's a steep price for a guy who may not even be in Oakland at the start of next season. But wouldn't that just be a fitting Warriors ending?  The team guts their only assets in order to snag a superstar, who stated, repeatedly, that he's not signing with the Warriors.

Sounds great.

2.  The Big Lack Of Self Awareness


Vibe published an interview with Shaq earlier this week, and frankly, it's a funny and telling read.  Shaq was his usual loquacious self, musing openly about a number of topics, ranging from his Lakers' rivalry with the Sacramento Kings to Steve Nash's two MVP awards.  The most interesting tidbit comes at the very beginning, when the interviewer asks him to grade his own performances on Inside The NBA on TNT and NBA TV.  "Low C-minus," he said.  "I'm learning and will only get better.  I just want to keep people entertained.  I don't want to be talking with the big vocabulary and all that bullshit.  I'm short and to the point.  I'm very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don't get to the philosophical side."

Well, as a PhD student (and a former Division I athlete), Shaq must be very well acquainted with grade inflation, because let me sell it to you straight: Shaq is not getting a C-minus.  No way.  A C-minus would be passable.  This season, Sir Charles' is maybe getting a C-minus.  Shaq is failing.  Plain and simple.  In his tireless effort to keep people "entertained," he's mostly just kept us confused and bored.  Apparently, what's truly inside the NBA is awkward, long pauses and lots of dead air.  Without a bevy of cuss words, ridiculous props, and a teleprompter to tell him exactly what to say, TNT-employee Shaq comes across as an uninformed, lazy former athlete/current analyst doing little more than collecting a paycheck from Turner Sports.  His insights rarely amount to anything more than half-formed observations about a game he clearly half-watched while he was tweeting some admittedly half-hilarious shit.  It's pretty painful to watch, and everyone knows it.

What will it take to turn Shaq, the self-promoting, larger-than-life celebrity, back into Shaquille O'Neal, one of the greatest centers to ever play the game?  For a time, Inside the NBA was the best show on sports because it offered honest analysis from intelligent former players in an informal setting.  Now, the show has become too informal, and Shaq has played a key role in its devolution.  If I wanted to watch bad sketch comedy and endless photoshopped shit, I'd watch...I don't know, something that's not a show claiming to provide NBA analysis.  Instead, that's what I'm getting, and it sucks.  A damn shame.

I'm not quite sure how the Shaq-on-TNT saga will play out, but something needs to be done quickly to save his grade.  And in the meantime, I'm going to continue to watch the new best NBA show in town.

3.  Won't SOMEBODY think of Clipper Darrell?!


The Knicks have Woody and Spike.  The Lakers have Jack.  The Nets have Bruce Willis.  And the Clippers?  They got Clipper Darrell.

Well, they actually have Billy Crystal.  But they also have Clipper Darrell.  Or, at least, they used to have him.

It's a long and complicated story, and I'll try to make it brief.  Yesterday, Clipper Darrell (a Los Angeles-area man named Darrell Bailey) let it be known on his website that the Clippers organization had told him to stop using the name "Clipper Darrell."  When Clipper Darrell announced the news, he offered no explanation, other than that he had "been told by Clipper management they no longer want me to be Clipper Darrell, a name that was given to me by the media because of my unwavering support and team spirit.  I am devastated!!!!"  Immediately people blamed Donald Sterling, which is the logical thing to do. Chris Paul and Blake Griffin took to Twitter to voice their support for their wronged cheerleader.  It looked like textbook Clipper shenanigans.

Today, however, additional information came out about the circumstances surrounding Clipper Darrell's censorship.  According to Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times, the Clippers asked for their name back because Clipper Darrell asked for money.  They had already supplied Darrell with a free lower bowl seat, and additionally offered him a deal of either a $70 nightly salary (which is what a Clippers cheerleader is paid -- there's that Sterling generosity!) with no unsanctioned interviews, or the freedom to do unsanctioned interviews without pay.  Basically Clipper Darrell wanted to get paid.  Meanwhile, it's up to the court of public opinion to decide whether the Clippers or Clipper Darrell is the just party.

if this is the biggest problem in Lob City these days, well, count your blessings, tortured Clippers fans.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

"My Crossover's...Solid" – Barack Obama

Bill Simmons gets hated on a lot in the blogosphere, most of it unjustified hackery by people with less talent than him. Sure, his columns are rambly, pop culture-infused affairs that often stray from the topic at hand, but that is what he does, and has been doing for 15 years. I certainly don’t agree with all (or even most?) of his opinions, but there is no arguing that the man knows his basketball. I know that without his influence I wouldn’t be writing this blog, and I’m sure many others wouldn't be writing as well.

Today at Grantland he posted a podcast that he did recently with President Obama. I’m not sure if it says more about Simmons or Obama that this actually happened, but it is fascinating nonetheless. They touch on baseball, college football and golf, but spend about half the time talking about basketball. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending upon your view) Simmons keeps it pretty straitlaced, though Twitter is abuzz with the questions he should have asked (my favorite comes courtesy of @Deadspin: "Let's talk about the Senate. Is Lamar Alexander a Reggie Cleveland All Star?" #SportsguyObamaCast).

A few takeaways from the interview:

1. Obama's best move is a crossover, and he has pulled it off on Chris Paul
2. Obama talking about women's basketball players in skirts and high heels is about as awkward as you think
3. Obama too is concerned about Deng playing 38.3 mpg and Rose playing 35.3
4. Obama claims to have known that Jeremy Lin was a good player (via Arne Duncan, of course), and gets a dig in at the Warriors in the process
5. Obama is a big fan of the Wire...yet still presides over same drug policy that the Wire explicitly slams in every episode

Give it a listen.

Jeremy Lin Nickname Bracketology: Final Four!

The Round of 32. The Sweet Sixteen. The Elite Eight. After much hoopla, bracket-busting upsets, diaper dandies, and prime time players, much of the hype from the hometown New Orleans media covering the this Lin Nickname Final Four has been on two subjects -- lin-derellas with runs comparable to Butler and VCU -- I'm talking of course, about 6-seed from the Simple Lin Puns Region Linja Turtle, and 7-seed out of the Non Lin Puns Region, Jeremy. 

Jeremy has been #linning with high % margins

The other side of the Lin Nickname Bracket Final Four is formidable, made up of two high seeds who have dominated opponents throughout the tournament. Lindustrial Revolution is a Diss staff favorite, and is fully automated. Super Lintendo has had tons of mass-media hype, and reportedly has approval from Lin himself. Here's the updated bracket with Elite Eight results.

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Vote here, early and often! The Winners will be revealed in the final pairing on Monday.



My Pick to win it all is Lindustrial Revolution, the Diss Staff Favorite. If I'm wrong, Kobe can fire me. Look for more expert analysis and picks over the weekend.