February 4th, 2012
Dear Stephen Jackson,
Hi, Captain Jack. My name is Jacob Greenberg, and I live and work in Seattle, Washington. I am your biggest fan, and I hope this letter finds you well.
I know you're a busy man, so I'll get right to it: please don't do what I know you're about to do. I'm begging you. Be a professional, Captain Jack. Keep it together.
