Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Dwight Howard: Stop Being a Dick


Hopefully somebody had the balls to tell Dwight Howard what he needs to do for the Magic to win a title. Assuming nobody did, I will.
  • Stop being a dick
    • Stop being a dick
  • Stop playing your worst basketball since 2007-08
  • Shoot at least your career average (59%) on free throws–I'm intentionally setting the bar low here Dwight
  • Quit flip-flopping on whether you want to stay or go more often then (insert John Kerry or Mitt Romney depending on your politics)
  • But mainly, stop being a dick. You're a really good basketball player, so just go play basketball and rip down rebounds.

1 comment:

  1. Amen! Though I want to emphasize a point I feel the author glossed over. Dwight Howard needs to stop being a dick.