Stephen A. Smith: Rarely Intentionally Hilarious, Always Unintentionally Hilarious

A few hours ago The Onion, America's favorite fake-news vendor, posted a not very funny article about Stephen A. Smith talking to his nine-year-old son about sex. Ho-hum.

And then Stephen A. Smith read it.

I thought I'd heard enough despicable lies about myself. Now there's some article out that I have a 9-yr-old son and I'm going to have a
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 17, 2012

Conversation with him about Sex. Mind you, I neither have a son nor a 9-Year-old. Some ppl are beyond despicable. No end! Sad what extent
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 17, 2012

People will go to. Amazing how folks try to tear cats down, primarily due to perceived power of the spoken word. Damn Shame, but too bad.
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 17, 2012

Because I don't intend on going anywhere. Really, Really sad, though!
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 17, 2012

Unfortunately some internet spoil-sports, those same guys that ruined the magic of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, had to tell Stephen A. Smith what was up:

Haaaaa. The got me. I didn't know it was on Satire! Got it. Peeps got jokes. It's cool!
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 17, 2012

Peeps got jokes, indeed.