Ed. Note: We thought about calling it "The Sweet and Sour Sixteen", but even The Diss has a tighter lid on our editorial process than ESPN.
Thought #Linsanity would die down this weekend? Wrong. Think again. One aforementioned
reprehensible ESPN headline, an
SNL cold open, and 28 points and a career high 14 assists (on national TV) later, I can only speak for myself and The Diss when I say: He's lindescribable! Linvincible! He Lin Lin Lins, no matter what! Even this woman wasn't afraid to tell the world about her (cruel) lintentions.
The MPAA just upgraded this blog's rating from PG-13 to R
However, the
real big news of the weekend that was were the results in voting for Round 1 of our
Jeremy Lin Nickname Bracket. There were several notable upsets that shocked the selection committee, most of all the overwhelming defeat of 1-seed ShaoLin Monk & The Nu York Knickerbeez by 8-seed Lin & Out Burger,
aptly predicted by our very own self-described "bracketology hater," Mr. Jacob Greenberg. When reached for comment, Greenberg stated, "For the record, everyone knows
Animal Style beats
Shaolin Style. It's not even a question." Upon further research, the we've
Diss-covered that Lin himself is a fan of In & Out burger, and even called it his "
favorite postgame meal" during his tenure with the Golden State Warriors. We should have known.
8-seed Lin & Out Burger: our Linderalla?
Of course, The Diss would like to thank each and every one of over 600 voters who made this Sweet Sixteen possible. Without any further ado, we are proud to present the updated Jeremy Lin Nickname Bracket and the round of sixteen:
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Vote below! Check back for Elite 8 pairings later this week, and look for further Sweet Sixteen breakdown and lin-alysis tomorrow.
zing!
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